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Bellevue Elevator Talk

Guy: Hey, do you have a cigarette?

Me: No, I don’t.

Guy: I figured, you don’t look like you smoke.

Me: You know, it’s bad for your health….

Guy: (glowers at me)

Me: I have to say that.

Guy: Ooooh, I knoooow. I gave up the drugs and the drinking, all I have now are women and smokes, you’re not gonna take that away are you?

Me: Of course not, you have to do that for yourself.

Guy: (makes loud sighing noise)