Behold (and try not to vomit)…
The #1 Most Harmful Beverage in America from the popular mall favorite Cold Stone Creamery, or as Aziz Ansari so deftly puts it: “the epitome of american excess and american greed”
Cold Stone PB&C (Gotta Have It size, 24 fl oz)
131 g fat (68 g saturated)
153 g sugars
Sugar Equivalent: 30 Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies
In terms of saturated fat, drinking this Cold Stone catastrophe is like slurping up 68 strips of bacon. Health experts recommend capping your saturated fat intake at about 20 grams per day, yet this beverage packs more than three times that into a cup the size of a Chipotle burrito. But here’s what’s worse: No regular shake at Cold Stone, no matter what the size, has fewer than 1,000 calories. If you must drink your ice cream, make it one of the creamery’s “Sinless” options. Otherwise you’d better plan on buying some bigger pants on the way home.
I couldn’t even get a small. the sizes are like it, love it, and gotta have it? What kind of crackhead terminology is that? - Aziz Ansari