Upon seeing my recent Safari browsing history, Michael told me I was not allowed to go on any dates in the next 24-hours lest I scare off a worthy beau.
I beg to differ. Anyone who can’t handle a weekend of waffles, Muppets, & public health debate probably isn’t worth his salt.

Upon seeing my recent Safari browsing history, Michael told me I was not allowed to go on any dates in the next 24-hours lest I scare off a worthy beau.

I beg to differ. Anyone who can’t handle a weekend of waffles, Muppets, & public health debate probably isn’t worth his salt.